harder not smarter

Xander, Portland, OR. 27, he/him/his, trans, grad student, mental health worker, fluent in Chinese, overachiever, dreamer.

satans-nipples:

i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me

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mychemgirl15:

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Fun fact: the reason that people threw tomatoes at bad actors in the medieval age was because tomatoes were thought to be poisonous to humans. They aimed for the mouths because they were trying to kill them


Duh, I hate tomatoes.

mychemgirl15:

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Fun fact: the reason that people threw tomatoes at bad actors in the medieval age was because tomatoes were thought to be poisonous to humans. They aimed for the mouths because they were trying to kill them

Duh, I hate tomatoes.

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fandompocalypsecj:

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Ah yes, the great emu war. The one war Australian kids actually want to learn about in history class

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Ah yes, the great emu war. The one war Australian kids actually want to learn about in history class

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placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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Yep

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justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

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anythingcomic:

In the dog’s defense John’s Facebook profile picture is a car (he doesn’t even own a car). 

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flufflebuffle:

I hate if when I’m taking a picture of my wife and suddenly Nicolas Cage

flufflebuffle:

I hate if when I’m taking a picture of my wife and suddenly Nicolas Cage

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rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

That’s it, I need a goat STAT.

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